when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end
what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it
What To Do If Somebody Knocks On The Bathroom Door While You Are Using The Toilet
- Say “I’m pooping”
- Knock back
- Shriek loudly
- Say “I need an adult”
- Say “Nobody is in here, please come in”
- Ask “Did you hear that?”
- Threaten to poop on the toilet seat if they knock again
- Make kissing noises
Dolphins see themselves in a mirror
everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror
Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT.
"RALPH ARE YOU SEEING THIS???"
He just handing out fades lmao